Holding Forth

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Richard Black, The First Party Candidate

Published on June 30th, 2016 | by Richard Black

Hello, my name is Richard Black. I’m running for President and I’d like your help in making America pretty good again. I’m also running because I’ve got a lot of time on my hands which really ... Read More


Child Rearin'

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The Importance of Discouraging Children

Published on June 28th, 2016 | by Richard Black

Since I’ve become a father I’ve read a lot of articles about how to raise a child. That’s actually not true. I’m too busy parenting to read articles about raising my daughter. That’s actually not true ... Read More


Unfit Father

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Why I’m a Stay at Home Dad

Published on June 14th, 2016 | by Richard Black

Every once in a while, when I find myself at a park or playground with my daughter, I’m asked what I “do”. The first response that typically comes to mind is “My wife” because I’m an ... Read More


Unfit Father

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Twenty Minutes of Action

Published on June 8th, 2016 | by Richard Black

Twenty minutes of action. That is the phrase Daniel Turner used to describe his son’s rape of an unconscious woman behind a dumpster. The elder Turner read these words from a letter he’d written, addressing the ... Read More


Holding Forth

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How to Pare a Mango (Recipe Included!!!)

Published on May 26th, 2016 | by Richard Black

A father has no greater love for his daughter than when he is preparing a mango. I’m not sure who first cultivated the fruit but I suspect that they were, most likely, Satan worshipers or some ... Read More


Family Moments

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Things That Go Bump in the Night

Published on May 18th, 2016 | by Richard Black

“Did you hear that?” It’s a question I can bank on being asked from my wife a few times a week, typically whenever I’m just about to fall asleep or sit down on the toilet for ... Read More


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